Rule #1
Always have a profile! It gives others a point of reference to start a conversation with you. We don't like talking to a blank wall.
Rule #2
The more information you post, the more others will follow you. In turn the lamer the information you post the less you will be followed.
Rule #3
If your only going to post recycled quotes that have already been posted a thousand times close your computer and go away
Rule #4
If your going to follow a person just to get them to follow you and then unfollow, feel ashamed, hang your head and stop wasting peoples time.
Rule #5
Don't expect people to answer questions you may pose, they rarely respond.
Rule #6
A picture is worth a thousand words, unless its a picture of your breasts, other peoples breasts, poorly shot food photos or your recent painting of Marilyn Monroe.
Rule #7
Check your follows every day and follow them back. Exceptions are spam and people without profiles or anyone showing a photo of anything listed in Rule #6.
Rule #8
Don't tell me to go visit your page, facebook, instagram, etc. I won't and rarely does anyone else.
Rule #9
Use humor. God knows we all need a laugh or two, again notable exceptions are anything listed in Rule #6 however chuckle eliciting your breasts may be.
Rule #10
BE CREATIVE! Make people want to look at your feed.
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